One of my two favorite fruitless pastimes is making gag photo shop movie posters for friends when the internet alerts me they are celebrating a birthday. My other one is making bouquets of flowers every Friday destined only to die eventually, a habit I developed when living in the lush foliage of PDX.   Here are several I can recall, but honestly there are probably many more out there floating in the galleries of various facebook pages.  Perhaps I will one day recall them all.  Either way, here are some.  Perhaps they will elicit a chuckle.